Jon Snow: patron saint of pussy eatin’. 


[internal screaming]

[internal screaming]


may mornings are the best


so I ordered the Funko Pop! figurine of Jon Snow and it’s really cute but the paint is kind of fucked up.

like I don’t even mind that they messed up the mustache — it’s kind of cute. But the beard is so so sloppy. I feel like I should exchange it for one that isn’t painted terribly but I don’t even know who to contact. The seller off amazon or Funko, the toy maker?


I think I’m addicted to Chipotle. I eat it so often it’s kind of ridiculous. But it’s so delicioussss.


I like getting dirty hands and knees out in the garden. 

it’s relaxing and taxing and amazing.


Finally finished season 3 of the Walking Dead. Kind of an anti-climax. I read spoilers that I guess weren’t even real so I was really really confused.

BUT. THE GOOD NEWS IS that for season four Larry Gilliard Jr is joining the cast, aka D’Angelo Barksdale from the Wire. 

you guys. all my favorite things.


#Bastard Problems

#Bastard Problems


during the theon scene my dad just kept repeating “wow, she’s shaved” over and over every time we saw that girl’s bare flesh.

stay classy, dad


a message from the saddest bastard in Westeros 

a message from the saddest bastard in Westeros